Dominique Fisher, 22, of Roebuck Close in Blackburn, used a craft knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson’s arm.

Ms Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding and is to be sentenced on 27 February, for the incident that occurred on the 14 June 2008.

The girl who supplied a false name, that she was unable to even spell, to Police was arrested and provided a breath alcohol level of 828mcg. The legal limit for drivers under 20 is 150mcg.

In New Zealand you have to be a minimum of 15 years of age to be issued with a driving a license.

But wait! It gets better!

Two days later the same girl was caught again for drunk driving, this time only 5 times the legal limit. On route to the Police Aid section the girl managed to escape police custody and flee on foot.
“When they got to Portland, she said she was feeling sick. When they stopped the car she opened the door and took off,” the Northern Advocate newspaper quoted a police source as saying.

She was later arrested after returning home the next day.

World Drinking Ages

No Minimum	Age 16	Age 18	Age 19	Age 20	Age 21
Armenia	Antigua	Argentina	South Korea	Japan	(UNITED STATES)
Azerbaijan	Austria	Barbados		Iceland
China	Belgium	Bermuda
Fiji	France	British Virgin Islands
Nigeria	Germany*	Chile
Poland*	Greece*	Czech Republic
Portugal	Italy	Estonia
Soviet Georgia	Netherlands*	Hong Kong
Thailand	Norway*	Indonesia
Viet Nam	Poland	Jamaica
	Spain*	Israel
	Turkey*	Latvia
	Switzerland*	Luxembourg (age 17 with an adult)
		Mexico
		Mongolia
		Phillipines
		Russia
		Slovak Republic
		South Africa
		United Kingdom (age 16 in restaurants)
		Uruguay
		Australia
		Bahamas
		Brazil
		Canada (age 19 in some provinces)
		Colombia
		Denmark
		Finland*
		Hungary
		Ireland
		Jamaica
		Lithuania
		Malaysia
		Moldova
		New Zealand*
		Peru
		Puerto Rico
		St. Maarten
		Slovenia
		Sweden*
		Turkmenistan
		Ukraine
		Venezuela

* with exceptions

Even the nicest friends can be evil when they’ve had one too many!

Ankled (Bristol)

Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Bluttered, Boogaloo, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Burlin

Cabbaged, Chevy Chased, Clobbered

Decimated, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk

Etched

Fecked, Fleemered (Germany), Four to the floor

Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness)

Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling

Inebriated, Intoxicated

Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan’d – abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly

Kaned

Lagged up, Lamped, Langered (Ireland) [also langers, langerated], Laroped, or alt. larrupt, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, Liquored up (South Carolina), Locked, Locked out of your mind (Ireland), Loo la

Mad wey it, Mandoo-ed, Mangled, Manky, Mashed, Meff’d, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Ming-ho, Minging, Moired, Monged, Monkey-full, Mottled, Mullered

Newcastled, Nicely irrigated with horizontal lubricant

Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree

Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic

Rat-legged (Stockport), Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined

Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded [as in " My shed has collapsed taking most of the fence with it"], Slaughtered, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stocious, Stonkin

Tanked, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twisted

Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies, Wrecked

Zombied

Grab the nearest envelope, or pizza menu, and watch the video below!

One Instructional video not enough, just to prove it really works, heres another!

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, of Anglesey admitted to assaulting two men with a metal crutch, after jumping their garden fence yelling ‘Darth Vader’, whilst wearing a black bin liner as a cape.

The two men that were assaulted had founded Britain’s first Jedi Church in Holyhead, North Wales, and were filming a mock light sabre battle in their back garden when the assault occurred. (The video footage can be seen on the BBC website)

Hughes who admitted to not remembering the incident due to a ‘chronic drink problem’ was sentenced to a two months suspended sentence and ordered to pay £100 to each of the victims.